Happy Friday...It's Almost time for 'True Detective'

Happy Friday! I spent all week obsessing over True Detective. It's the first show in a long time that I've been this in love with. I've read tons of theories online guessing at what the end reveal will be. I'm ready to go wherever the show is taking me. My only idea about where we're headed is that it's going to end badly. There's no way this season of True Detective ends happily. Since the series will focus on two different detectives next year, it's possible that everybody dies or goes to jail. The one thing I'm really afraid of, is that this season ends without a true idea of who, or what, is behind the killings. Since the story has been about Rust Cohle and Marty Hart, it's entirely possible that their story ends before the crime is solved. I hope this isn't the case, but as anybody who's a fan can see, not all of the answers are left in the open. HBO has hit on another amazing series. Hopefully this season isn't too good to follow, because the bar has been set high. If you haven't started watching the show, it's time to sit down for a marathon, because we're down to the last two episodes.

This Guy Wins (not really)

Look at this picture for a second:

I just saw this yesterday and I was blown away. Let's take it apart shall we. First, the 'This Home Doesn't Call 911' sign is amazing. I applaud his use of duct tape and cardboard. Nothing too fancy for this guy, just get the message out there. Next, the sign is clearly on a backyard shed. Does he live in there? His door is made out of a confederate flag, how secure is his home? His choice of combat wear is tremendous. The shorts (Zubaz? hope so), with the cut up the side look comfortable and lethal. Come on, the hair is tremendous, along with the camo hat. And of course, he's rocking the eighties metal hair, glasses and he's giving you the 'Rip 'Em' sign. Let's just call this guy Captain America and hope he's on our side.

P.S. Nobody wants to steal this guys or any guys bible!

1984 in 2014

If you're bored this weekend and feeling nostalgic, why not check out these movies celebrating their thirtieth anniversaries:

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai

Bachelor Party

Beat Street

C.H.U.D.

Dune

Fear City

Ghostbusters - R.I.P. Harold Ramis

Gremlins

The Ice Pirates 

The Last Starfighter

Missing in Action

The NeverEnding Story

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Red Dawn

Runaway

Sheena

Silent Night, Deadly Night

Streets of Fire

The Terminator

Top Secret!

Enjoy!!

I've Got The Glow

Sometimes you get gifts and sometimes you get GIFTS!!

The WWE Network is here!

I know to most "normies" pro wrestling is silly. But to me, wrestling is one of my favorite forms of entertainment. Today, the WWE launched their WWE Network. After spending a little time with it, I have to say it's awesome. All of the events are there. All the amazing Wrestlemania's, all the ECW's, all the great and terrible WCW events. All the greats are there, in and out of their prime. If you're a wrestling nerd like myself, this is definitely worth throwing some hard earned money towards.
Visit www.com/WWENetwork for details on how to order.

90 Day Fiancé - Time Thief

Why did I watch every episode? Why? They all got married! No one ran away from the altar! Mysterious Russ married the hot Colombian girl! The mormon guy married the adorable Brazilian girl. And some other people got married too. This show really could have been amazing. 

All the elements were there. Instead, everybody gets a happy ending. None of the girls got sent back to their country. We didn't discover any terrible secrets about the creepy guys these poor girls married.

Reality shows are garbage as a rule, but there was something so awkward and strange about 90 Day Fiancé. There was a sense of doom that rivaled 'True Detective'. And TLC screwed us all by pulling out the Disney happy ending. Boo to you TLC, booooooo!

The Begining

Just to warn you, this blog is going to be stupid. Not bad stupid, but good stupid. Maybe stupid is the wrong word. Ridiculous, this blog will be ridiculous. I have no particular format either. If things go well, this should be all over the place. Hopefully all of it will be funny. Well, at least it will make me laugh. So read what you like, laugh if you want too, but don't say I didn't warn you.